Many people marry into Turkey Trot families or worse, are born into them… but not everyone wants to jog before mashed potatoes. Some of us would rather rot on the couch with a cocktail. That’s why Tito’s Handmade Vodka launched the first annual Tito’s Turkey Rot—a sanctioned day of couch-rotting, cocktail-sipping bliss that still raises money for Meals on Wheels. Finally, a holiday “race” for the rest of us.
